Daniel, my boyfriend of two months, is one of the quietest, sweetest guys I know.  He’s really good looking; all of my girlfriends are always flirting with him, but he only has eyes for me.  Can you believe it?  It kind of floors me that he finds me so attractive, especially once I got a peek at what one of his ex-girlfriends looked like.  Ouch!

He was moving into a new house last month and I was helping him pack up some stuff.  He had me work on his spare closet where he keeps a bunch of junk.  Because I am a nosey woman, I was trolling through the boxes as I was packing stuff up, and ran across some old photos of him and some really beautiful woman.  She looked like Kendra Wilkinson or something.  I mean flawless. Since he’s a professional photographer, I assumed this was a client, and walked the pictures out to him.  They were great photos and really showed how good of a photographer he was.

He took one look at the photo and said, “Oh, her.  Toss it; she’s just an ex-girlfriend”.  I was shocked.  She was beautiful.  I’m dying to know why he would be with me when he could be with someone like her.  He said she was pretty but a mess, starving herself to stay perfect.  Last time he saw her, she looked like one of those Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures; all skin and bones.  Glad he likes his women curvy now!

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